"Excuse me, can I talk to you for a moment?"
" Yes, why?"
" Are you from second year?
"No. Third . Why?"
"Can I talk to you for a while?"
"What's your name?"
"Let it go. First tell me are you from this college?"
" Yes. Just took admission."
Eyes started glinting. Plams started itching. Steps started springing. Oh WOW!!!! A Fucchha.
"Can I know your name please.?"
"Oye chadd yaar. Pahle apna intro de."
"That won't be needed. I have an offer for you."
" Oye chooran bechne nikla hai ke??? Intro de apna b****** . Saala salesman ki aulad."
"I am sure that won't be needed. I actually have a good offer for you."
" Abe chawanni chaap. Yahan kya mela laga hai ? Hum tujhe saa-bahoo serial dekhne waali aauntie nazar aate hain ? "
" First listen to my offer . It is a good one . After that I am sure there won't be any need for such talk either. After that I will do a you please."
"OK boy, go ahead with the whatever shit you have to say. After that we will show you our offer."
"Oye nahi yaar, he is a fucchha yaar. He has to listen to us not otherwise."
" Oh wait yaar, you had to buy a laptop isn't it. Kya pata uska baap laptop bechta ho."
"OK Go ahead."
" Ok thanks . My offer is going to save you around Rs 35000 each . "
" See, what I said . His father is a laptop dealer."
" But first, you will have to give me Rs 15000 each to get going."
" What ?? Why??"
" Well, you see the offer is simple. If you don't give me Rs15000 each, I will go to the hostel superintendent and will complain to him that this lot was ragging me and will force him to lodge a FIR. . As a result of which , you all will be expelled from college for 15 days, and also be fined Rs 50000 each as per new guidelines. So you see I am just trying to save you 35000 and also saving you from additional hassles. Rest is your wish. Shall I give an intro now?"
Farewell ragging or general introduction or sweet interacttion. Farewell those fresher parties . Farewll to comments like," What a new toat maal yaar/" . In short fairwell to juniors . See thee at the farewell party thou will probably give for thine seniors.
Welcome close circuit cameras. Welcome anti-ragging squad teachers . Welcome those gazes from them which reduce us to no more than chain-snatchers. Welcome those glances from fucchhas which mocks us or shock, God knows. And , welcome stories like above.